The guilt, she crushes me

I participated in a Secret Santa exchange with some of my best buddies. I drew one of my bestest bestest best buddies in the exchange. I was thrilled. I had the perfect item to knit up--Nothin' But a T-Shirt (Alison Hansel), but with the Captain Hammer logo intarsia'ed in. 

Well, here we are, early March, and I'm just finishing up shoulder shaping on the back. I SUCK. My friend IMs me periodically, asking me if she should mention she hasn't received anything yet. I weep inside. I am shamed. I am filled with the self-loathing.

I promise you, awesome Secret Santee, that the wait will be worth it, but at this point I kind of feel like I'm Poseidon dicking around Odysseus for twenty years. 

In the meantime, I've finally gotten around the ff.net roadblocks, so here is my fic. Four chapters so far. Don't laugh too hard, unless you get to a funny bit. 

And stop looking at me like that! 

DOCBLOCKED

So here I am, finally ready to publish my first fic (aaaaaaaaaaaaaa), and ff.net has been mofo down alllll day. I don't know why they hates me so much. Sometimes I get as far as the documents manager, and then WHAM! DOCBLOCKED!

At some point in the near future, it is hoped, my first attempt at fictiony things will be up. At some point. 

In the meantime, enjoy this video of Twilight by way of Bollywood.

'Twilight' Parody - By "The Hillywood Show" from The Hillywood Show on Vimeo.

First Post

Look at me with my fancy blog! 

On this blog I shall write about two things:

1) Thing the First: Knitting

2) Thing the Second: Writing

If I do not stick to these talking points, you may shun me. SHUUUUUUN THE NONBELIEVER. SHUUUUUUUN.